Experience the refreshing scent of freedom with our "Thought About Having a Kid. Booked Another Trip Instead" luxury candle. This invigorating blend of juicy watermelon and zesty lemonade doesn't just fill your room—it celebrates your life choices.
Perfect for when your mother hints about grandchildren during Sunday calls, or when your friends' Facebook feeds transform into baby photo galleries. Strike a match and let the tangy aroma remind you that the only midnight feeding you're committed to is yourself at the all-inclusive resort buffet.
Notes of watermelon evoke summer freedom, while hints of lemonade bring that perfect balance of sweet and sour—just like your response when asked, "So when are you starting a family?"
Burns for 45-50 glorious hours—approximately 1/150,000th the time commitment of raising a child. Made with premium ingredients that cost less than one month of daycare.
Why change diapers when you could be changing time zones?