HOLIDAY CANDLES

Funny Holiday Scented Candles That Don't Suck - Brooklyn Made

Tired of basic holiday candles that smell like your grandmother's potpourri had a fight with a pine tree? Welcome to the dark side of seasonal scents, where we've ditched the boring vanilla bullshit for candles with actual personality.

Proudly LGBTQ+ owned, sober operated, and completely unhinged, we create premium soy candles that burn clean while your expectations burn bright. Perfect for lighting during those awkward holiday conversations or celebrating Friendsgiving with your chosen family.

Shop now and give your home the scented middle finger it deserves this season. Because life's too short for boring candles and fake holiday cheer.

a candle called pine barrens. it is burning.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
PINE BARRENS (Pine)
$24
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Bakeshop' scented candle featuring vanilla and cinnamon fragrance from Virgins on Fire. Label shows black and white cookie photography. Amber glass jar with lit wick. Made by LGBTQ+ owned Brooklyn candle company.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
BAKE SHOP (Vanilla & Cinnamon) - Best Seller
$24
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brown amber jar candle. features label of a woman smoking. text reads, "Santa's First wife". It's brandied pear scented. funny candle.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S FIRST WIFE (Brandy & Pear)
$24
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Pumpkin Head is a toasted pumpkin spice is a candle scent from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. it is leather scented. 100% soy wax. Handmade in Brooklyn, NY. This is a gay-owned small business. LGBTQ owned.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
PUMPKIN HEAD (Toasty Spiced Pumpkin)
$24
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Amber glass candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn, NY business. This funny candle label reads 'Foreclosed Gingerbread House' with humorous subtitle 'Blame the Muffin Man!' Features architectural imagery and lit wick
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FORECLOSED GINGERBREAD HOUSE (Gingerbread)
$24
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brown amber jar candle with cartoon style santa. text is "Santa's North Pole Glory Hole and Toy Shop"
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S NORTH POLE GLORY HOLE AND TOY SHOP (Peppermint Mocha)
$24
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Buddy The Union Elf' scented candle with Almond Macaron fragrance from Virgins on Fire, a queer-owned Brooklyn candlemaker. Features a humorous holiday-themed label with Santa imagery and progressive messaging about workers' rights. Amber glass jar with lit wick.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
BUDDY THE UNION ELF (Almond Macaron) Candle
$24
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Peppermint mocha scented candle with satirical 'Santa's Sweatshop' theme. Features snowy industrial landscape photo and handcrafted by LGBTQ+ owned Virgins on Fire Candle Co. in Brooklyn
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S SWEATSHOP (Peppermint & Mocha)
$24
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A holiday christmas candle called Christmas Decoration. it is Spiced Ginger. This is a photo of a lit candle. Big black font with the name. Virgins On Fire and Spiced Ginger in red.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CHRISTMAS DECORATION (Spiced Ginger)
$24
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