BIRTHDAY CARDS

Finally, birthday cards that aren't terrible! Our birthday greeting cards collection goes beyond the basic "Hope your day is great" nonsense. Shop funny birthday cards that actually make people laugh, clever designs that don't make you cringe, and messages that feel real instead of generic. From milestone birthdays to belated "oops I forgot" moments, find birthday cards with actual personality. Because birthdays deserve better than boring – give them a card that's as awesome as they are (or at least tries to be).

Bold typography birthday greeting card in orange background and white text. woman in vintage clothing in center with arms raised proclaiming Happy Birthday You old Slut.
Offensive + Delightful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT GREETING CARD
$5.50
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A blue birthday card with a white bunny, dressed in yellow, beside a cake with a lit candle. The text reads "Happy Fucking Birthday!" on a pink background.
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUNNY CARD
$5.50
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a 90's themed colorful rad 80's birthday card
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1980's RAD BIRTHDAY CARD
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a vintage woman blowing out candles. The text is, "The More candles I blow, the less fucks I give. Happy Birthday."
Offensive + Delightful
MORE I BLOW BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.50
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POTTED PLANTS BIRTHDAY CARD. Reads, "Have a wonderful birthday." cartoon hand drawn plants surround the message.
Apartment 2 Cards
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTTED PLANTS CARD
$5.50
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Orange Fish underwater asking "How do we light 'em" looking at three candles - red, yellow, and blue. Blue background. Funny greeting card.
Apartment 2 Cards
FUNNY FISH CANDLES HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.50
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totally gay birthday card. Reads, "it's your birthday do whatever you want as long as it's totally gay." 80's workout style people. bold rainbow colors.
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TOTALLY GAY BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.50
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREAT YO SELF FUNNY LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD. Cartoon milkshakes, waffles, cupcakes, and fries surround the message. orange and yellow color palate.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREAT YO SELF FUNNY LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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lettepress card. PARTY LIGHTS strung up. Pink lights. Reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in red underneath them. LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY LIGHTS LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$4
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Happy Birthday letterpress card. Black outline of subway car. Green H B and D in each window. Reads Happy Birthday in green. White background.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NYC SUBWAY GREETING CARD
$6
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FIREFLY GREETING CARD - QUEER AND FEMALE HANDMADE. Letterpressed card of fireflies in a bell jar.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
FIREFLY JAR LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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FLOWER VASE LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD. A rose and various flowers in a vase. White background. Simple.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
FLOWER VASE LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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