QUIT YOUR JOB CANDLES

Shop funny work candles and job stress relief candles from Brooklyn's Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Our office humor candles and career change candles help you survive workplace burnout with premium soy wax and hilarious scents.

Handmade funny office candles perfect for work from home spaces, cubicle decor, and job resignation gifts. Each workplace humor candle is crafted by our LGBTQ+ owned Brooklyn candle company using clean-burning soy wax.

From Monday motivation candles to career change celebration candles, our work-themed candle collection makes perfect gifts for coworkers, boss gifts, or treating yourself during job transitions.

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Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white cabin photo. Label reads 'Honey & Cedarwood' scent. 'Best Seller' red circular badge in corner. Made by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a cabin.

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FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN (Smoked Honey & Cedarwood) - #1 Best Selling Soy Wax Candle

Dark Void Filled Only By Plants funny scented candle with Rose & Amber fragrance. Made by queer-owned Virgins On Fire in Brooklyn. Amber glass jar with minimalist typography on white label. Witty home fragrance for plant enthusiasts. Includes Best Seller label.

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DARK VOID FILLED ONLY BY PLANTS (Amber & Rose)

Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white beach photo. Label reads 'Teakwood' scent by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a beach house. Small pride flag icon visible in corner.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE (Sandalwood)

Bestselling funny candle 'Dark Void Filled Only With Books' candle featuring Amber & Rose scent. LGBTQ+-owned Virgins On Fire's humorous take on bookish candles. 9oz soy wax in amber jar. Handmade in Brooklyn, NY with minimalist design and book background imagery.

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DARK VOID FILLED ONLY WITH BOOKS (Amber & Rose)

Amber glass candle by Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn business. This funny candle label reads 'The Collective Trauma of the 9 to 5 Work Experience' with bergamot and tea scent. Features expressive black and white portrait of screaming woman and lit wick

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

THE COLLECTIVE TRAUMA OF THE 9-5 WORK EXPERIENCE (Bergamot & Tea)

Lit soy wax candle in brown amber jar with the text, "Excited to Climb the Corporate Ladder then die." Amber and Driftwood scent. From Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)

a brown amber jar. lit candle. text reads, "Follow your dreams, stupid." Smoked Oud scented. Includes a photo of an ambitious girl holding a wooden airplane.

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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)

"Shut up let teachers teach" is a candle. this is a photo of it. lit. brown amber jar. it is tonka and oud scented.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

SHUT UP! LET TEACHERS TEACH! (Tonka)

brown amber jar candle that reads, "Peace Love and Resignation Letters". Peppermint and eucalyptus scented. llit.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

PEACE, LOVE & RESIGNATION LETTERS (Peppermint & Eucalyptus)

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ADHD SMALL BUSINESS OWNER (Cashmere)

brown amber jar with label that reads, "Give us the pride profits you rainbow corporate slumlords candle" Lit candle. Amber and driftwood scented.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

GIVE US THE PRIDE PROFITS... (Amber & Driftwood) LGBTQ+ Candle

a lit amber jar candle called "quit your job and travel" from virgins on fire candle co. it's amber and driftwood scented.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

QUIT YOUR JOB & TRAVEL (Amber & Driftwood) Candle