Merch & Gifts

Add a Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin mug for a gift, add a non-alcoholic cocktail for the sober curious, or a Virgins On Fire Candle Co. hat to support small business.
Cover of the book Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin. Cartoon landscape. Nature colors Brows, greens, and oranges. A girl looks into a valley at her new cabin. Next is above it. A stream runs through the landscape.
Row House / 100 Block
F*CK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN THE BOOK BY JESSE REGIS
$15
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A rectangular blue magnet with the text: "DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR KAMALA".
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR KAMALA - FRIDGE MAGNET
$6
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Orange Fish underwater asking "How do we light 'em" looking at three candles - red, yellow, and blue. Blue background. Funny greeting card.
Apartment 2 Cards
FUNNY FISH CANDLES HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD
$5.50
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POTTED PLANTS BIRTHDAY CARD. Reads, "Have a wonderful birthday." cartoon hand drawn plants surround the message.
Apartment 2 Cards
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTTED PLANTS CARD
$5.50
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lettepress card. PARTY LIGHTS strung up. Pink lights. Reads, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in red underneath them. LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY LIGHTS LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$4
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cartoon PINEAPPLEs and a message of "congrats on your new home" NEW HOME LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
PINEAPPLE NEW HOME LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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a greeting card with a 3 person tandem bike. yellow bike. text reads 'congratulations' in black script beneath the bike.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
NEW BABY TANDEM BIKE LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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paper cranes hanging from the sky. greeting card. letterpress. various colors.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
PAPER CRANES GOOD LUCK LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$5
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A card with cutout style letters. It reads, "LET'S WATCH SCARY MOVIES TOGETHER AND PLAN HOW WE'D SURVIVED." It is a funny LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
LET'S WATCH SCARY MOVIES LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREAT YO SELF FUNNY LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD. Cartoon milkshakes, waffles, cupcakes, and fries surround the message. orange and yellow color palate.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREAT YO SELF FUNNY LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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an old MOVING TRUCK LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD FOR HOMEWARMING. Green truck,. brown bed. bike, lamp, and plant in the back. great for brooklyn hipsters relocating. yuppie card.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
MOVING TRUCK HOUSEWARMING LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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"PEACE LOVE AND CANDY CANES' text greeting card. candy canes on page. cartoon style.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
PEACE, LOVE, AND CANDY CANES LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS BROOKLYN WATER TOWER GREETING CARD LETTERPRESS. Black outline of water tower. christmas lights strung on it. Happy Holidays written in the corner in black.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
BROOKLYN WATER TOWER HAPPY HOLIDAYS LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$4
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alt = pink champagne in clinking glasses. White background. Congratulations written in pink script.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
CONGRATULATIONS CHAMPAGNE TOAST LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$4
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Snapback Hat. Red brim. Red font. embroidered.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Snapback Hat
$24
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Pink water tower with Brooklyn written on it. White background. greeting card.
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress
BROOKLYN WATER TOWER LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
$6
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