FUNNY CANDLES

Funny candle scents from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. in Brooklyn, NY.

Amber glass candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a funny gay-owned Brooklyn, NY candle business. Label reads 'Lesbians and Taco Trucks' with mint mojito scent. Features black and white lifestyle photographs and lit wick. Small pride flag icon visible.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
LESBIANS & TACO TRUCKS (Mint Mojito)
$24
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Cat Butts odor eliminator candle from LGBTQ+ owned Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Funny Whimsical label featuring cartoon cats in blue, orange, and gray. 9oz soy wax candle handcrafted in Brooklyn. Humorous gift for cat lovers.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CAT BUTTS (Linen Odor Eliminator)
$24
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a brown amber jar. lit candle. text reads, "Follow your dreams, stupid." Smoked Oud scented. Includes a photo of an ambitious girl holding a wooden airplane.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)
$24
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Seedy Roadside Motel is the name of a candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. It's for sale on this website.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SEEDY ROADSIDE MOTEL (Tobacco)
$24
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Lit soy wax candle in brown amber jar with the text, "Excited to Climb the Corporate Ladder then die." Amber and Driftwood scent. From Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)
$24
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brown amber jar candle with cartoon style santa. text is "Santa's North Pole Glory Hole and Toy Shop"
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S NORTH POLE GLORY HOLE AND TOY SHOP (Peppermint Mocha)
$24
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Virgins on Fire brand scented candle in amber glass jar, 'Scatter My Ashes on the F Train' scent featuring cardamom and cream fragrance. White label with vintage subway train photo background.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SCATTER MY ASHES ON THE F TRAIN (Cardamom & Cream)
$24
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Buddy The Union Elf' scented candle with Almond Macaron fragrance from Virgins on Fire, a queer-owned Brooklyn candlemaker. Features a humorous holiday-themed label with Santa imagery and progressive messaging about workers' rights. Amber glass jar with lit wick.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
BUDDY THE UNION ELF (Almond Macaron) Candle
$24
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"Shut up let teachers teach" is a candle. this is a photo of it. lit. brown amber jar. it is tonka and oud scented.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SHUT UP! LET TEACHERS TEACH! (Tonka)
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There is Definitely Someone Hiding Behind the shower curtain candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co - a Brooklyn based Candle Shop. Use 100% soy candle wax and safe phthalate-free fragrances.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
THERE IS SOMEONE HIDING BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN (Linen Odor Eliminator)
$24
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Gowanus Canal scented candle by queer-owned gay Brooklyn candlemaker Virgins On Fire. Features Cashmere & Tonka fragrance in 9oz amber glass jar. Funny Minimalist white label design with red accents. Lit wick showing warm flame glow.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
GOWANUS CANAL (Cashmere)
$24
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a brown amber jar with lit candle. the text is A Haunted House, But Everyone From High School. Scent is Campfire marshmallow.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
A HAUNTED HOUSE, BUT EVERYONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL (Campfire Marshmallow)
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brown amber jar. lit candle. label is "Flirty Weed Guy". It's a linen scented Smoke and Pet Odor Eliminating Candle. It is for sale at Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Great for weed smokers, pot smokers, and pet owners.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FLIRTY WEEDY GUY (Smoke and Pet Odor Eliminator)
$24
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a burning candle - cranberry and pine scented - called Stoned Behind The Shed On Christmas. There's christmas pine on the left.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
STONED BEHIND THE SHED ON CHRISTMAS (Cranberry & Pine)
$24
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a burning candle. it is a brown amber jar. white label. black font. it says Neurotic Homosexual. red virgins on fire logo. red font that reads Sea Salt and Eucalyptus.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
NEUROTIC HOMOSEXUAL (Sea Salt & Eucalyptus)
$24
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brown amber candle with label, "transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison." it's a dry cypress and amber scent.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON (Dry Gin & Cypress)
$24
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Peppermint mocha scented candle with satirical 'Santa's Sweatshop' theme. Features snowy industrial landscape photo and handcrafted by LGBTQ+ owned Virgins on Fire Candle Co. in Brooklyn
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S SWEATSHOP (Peppermint & Mocha)
$24
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Sage and cypress scented candle with humorous counterculture messaging. Handmade by queer-owned Brooklyn business Virgins on Fire, featuring witty text and pride flag emblem.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EVERYONE'S ON SHROOMS (Sage & Cypress) Candle
$24
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a burning candle in a brown amber jar. The name of the candle in black bold font is ADHD Small Business Owner. The scent is Cashmere. Red Virgins On Fire Logo.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
ADHD SMALL BUSINESS OWNER (Cashmere)
$24
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brown amber jar candle that reads, "Peace Love and Resignation Letters". Peppermint and eucalyptus scented. llit.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
PEACE, LOVE & RESIGNATION LETTERS (Peppermint & Eucalyptus)
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