FUNNY CANDLES

Funny candle scents from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. in Brooklyn, NY.

Amber glass candle by Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn business. This funny candle label reads 'The Collective Trauma of the 9 to 5 Work Experience' with bergamot and tea scent. Features expressive black and white portrait of screaming woman and lit wick
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
THE COLLECTIVE TRAUMA OF THE 9-5 WORK EXPERIENCE (Bergamot & Tea)
$24
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Lit soy wax candle in brown amber jar with the text, "Excited to Climb the Corporate Ladder then die." Amber and Driftwood scent. From Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)
$24
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Cat Butts odor eliminator candle from LGBTQ+ owned Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Funny Whimsical label featuring cartoon cats in blue, orange, and gray. 9oz soy wax candle handcrafted in Brooklyn. Humorous gift for cat lovers.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CAT BUTTS (Linen Odor Eliminator)
$24
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a brown amber jar. lit candle. text reads, "Follow your dreams, stupid." Smoked Oud scented. Includes a photo of an ambitious girl holding a wooden airplane.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)
$24
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the emo prom date candle from virgins on fire candle co in brooklyn ny. raspberry and vanilla fragrance. safe fragrances and 100% soy wax. gay owned candlemaker. features emo looking girl under a red filter. lit candle. brown amber jar.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EMO PROM DATE (Vanilla & Raspberry)
$24
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brown amber jar candle with cartoon style santa. text is "Santa's North Pole Glory Hole and Toy Shop"
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S NORTH POLE GLORY HOLE AND TOY SHOP (Peppermint Mocha)
$24
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Virgins on Fire brand scented candle in amber glass jar, 'Scatter My Ashes on the F Train' scent featuring cardamom and cream fragrance. White label with vintage subway train photo background.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SCATTER MY ASHES ON THE F TRAIN (Cardamom & Cream)
$24
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Gowanus Canal scented candle by queer-owned gay Brooklyn candlemaker Virgins On Fire. Features Cashmere & Tonka fragrance in 9oz amber glass jar. Funny Minimalist white label design with red accents. Lit wick showing warm flame glow.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
GOWANUS CANAL (Cashmere)
$24
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"Shut up let teachers teach" is a candle. this is a photo of it. lit. brown amber jar. it is tonka and oud scented.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SHUT UP! LET TEACHERS TEACH! (Tonka)
$24
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Buddy The Union Elf' scented candle with Almond Macaron fragrance from Virgins on Fire, a queer-owned Brooklyn candlemaker. Features a humorous holiday-themed label with Santa imagery and progressive messaging about workers' rights. Amber glass jar with lit wick.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
BUDDY THE UNION ELF (Almond Macaron) Candle
$24
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brown amber jar. lit candle. label is "Flirty Weed Guy". It's a linen scented Smoke and Pet Odor Eliminating Candle. It is for sale at Virgins On Fire Candle Co. Great for weed smokers, pot smokers, and pet owners.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FLIRTY WEEDY GUY (Smoke and Pet Odor Eliminator)
$24
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a burning candle. it is a brown amber jar. white label. black font. it says Neurotic Homosexual. red virgins on fire logo. red font that reads Sea Salt and Eucalyptus.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
NEUROTIC HOMOSEXUAL (Sea Salt & Eucalyptus)
$24
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brown amber candle with label, "transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison." it's a dry cypress and amber scent.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON (Dry Gin & Cypress)
$24
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Peppermint mocha scented candle with satirical 'Santa's Sweatshop' theme. Features snowy industrial landscape photo and handcrafted by LGBTQ+ owned Virgins on Fire Candle Co. in Brooklyn
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S SWEATSHOP (Peppermint & Mocha)
$24
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Rose and oud scented candle addressing queer identity and healing. Handcrafted by Brooklyn-based LGBTQ+ owned Virgins on Fire, featuring mindful messaging and pride flag detail.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
NAVIGATING MY QUEER TRAUMA (Rose & Oud) LGBTQ+ Candle
$24
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brown amber jar candle that reads, "Peace Love and Resignation Letters". Peppermint and eucalyptus scented. llit.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
PEACE, LOVE & RESIGNATION LETTERS (Peppermint & Eucalyptus)
$24
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a burning candle in a brown amber jar. The name of the candle in black bold font is ADHD Small Business Owner. The scent is Cashmere. Red Virgins On Fire Logo.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
ADHD SMALL BUSINESS OWNER (Cashmere)
$24
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Sage and cypress scented candle with humorous counterculture messaging. Handmade by queer-owned Brooklyn business Virgins on Fire, featuring witty text and pride flag emblem.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EVERYONE'S ON SHROOMS (Sage & Cypress) Candle
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Handcrafted soy candle by Virgins On Fire Candle Co., gay-owned Brooklyn candle company. This funny candle shows vintage black and white camp scene imagery. Features cypress and lust scent blend.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SUCKING MY WAY THROUGH CONVERSION CAMP (Sage & Lust) LGBTQ+ Candle
$24
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brown amber jar with label that reads, "Give us the pride profits you rainbow corporate slumlords candle" Lit candle. Amber and driftwood scented.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
GIVE US THE PRIDE PROFITS... (Amber & Driftwood) LGBTQ+ Candle
$24
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