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a vintage style greeting card. vintage woman in green dress. text is, "note to self always remember you re a fucking badass motherfucking force of nature and everyone can just go and suck a bag of dicks cuz that's just how awesome you are."
Offensive + Delightful
NOTE TO SELF GREETING CARD
$5.50
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DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD from Offensive + Delightful. Features 9 photos of a man in a 70's red suite dancing in different poses with the next in giant letters around him.
Offensive + Delightful
DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Dairy Relief Sticker for the lactose intolerant. It is a bottle of Dairy Relief Pills. Says, "Have All Your Dairy, fast acting, extra strength, 120 caplets." Cartoon style. White bottle and blue label.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DAIRY-RELIEF STICKER
$2.50
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LGBTQ+ pride-themed candle in amber glass jar from Brooklyn-based Virgins on Fire, featuring bold text with rainbow border design. Handmade teakwood scented candle with inclusive messaging and pride flag emblem.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M TRANS (Tonka)
$24
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a lit amber jar candle called "quit your job and travel" from virgins on fire candle co. it's amber and driftwood scented.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
QUIT YOUR JOB & TRAVEL (Amber & Driftwood) Candle
$24
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a lit amber jar candle called, "Trans people sparked the gay rights movement". Photo of a brick on the side. Gin and cypress scented.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
TRANS PEOPLE SPARKED THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT (Gin & Cypress)
$24
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A Lit Amber Jar Candle called, "politicians will not save us"
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
POLITICIANS WILL NOT SAVE US (Leather & Rose)
$24
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Greeting Card. Red background. White font. Reads: "Relationships are all about honesty, and I'd honestly love to see you naked." White envelope. This greeting card is perfect for Valentine's Day, or. a funny anniversary card.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
HONEST LOVE CARD
$5.50
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Greeting card. Red background. White font. White envelope. Text reads: "ONE DAY EVERYTHING'S FINE, AND THE NEXT, YOU REALIZE YOU'RE A LESBIAN AND LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND"
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AUNT GREETING CARD. You're smart, you're funny, I'm in your will right? Red background. white font.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AUNT GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Clear glass jar filled with red tipped safety matches, featuring a minimalist label reading 'Science Doesn't Care If You Believe In It' from Virgins on Fire's progressive message collection
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SCIENCE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT - 200 Safety Matches
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Retro-style greeting card featuring an orange cat in a yellow astronaut helmet against a starry space background. Text reads 'Never F*cking Stop Dreaming!' in bold black letters. Vintage-inspired illustration with pink and teal accents
Offensive + Delightful
NEVER FUCKING STOP DREAMING - SPACE CAT GREETING CARD
$5.50
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a greeting card that reads, "PEACE, JOY, AND GOOD VIBES (AND ALL THAT SHIT)" cartoon style. Happy Holidays text.
Offensive + Delightful
PEACE, JOY, AND GOOD VIBES (AND ALL THAT SHIT) GREETING CARD
$5.50
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various cheeses. cartoons tyle. TIS THE CHEESIN' HOLIDAY GREETING CARD.
Boss Dotty Paper Co.
TIS THE CHEESIN' HOLIDAY GREETING CARD
$5.50
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BODEGA CAT BREAD STICKER. A white and brown and gray cat sitting next to loaves of bread.
Lost in the City
BODEGA CAT BREAD STICKER
$4
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a rat in a bodega cup of coffee - one of those We Are Happy To Serve You Greek style cups. Brown liquid everywhere. Funny and cute sticker.
Lost in the City
COFFEE LOVER RAT STICKER
$4
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A blue birthday card with a white bunny, dressed in yellow, beside a cake with a lit candle. The text reads "Happy Fucking Birthday!" on a pink background.
Offensive + Delightful
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUNNY CARD
$5.50
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Brooklyn-made decorative sticker with evergreen forest background and yellow text reading 'F*ck this, I'll live in a cave' from queer-owned candle brand Virgins on Fire
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK THIS, I'LL LIVE IN A CAVE STICKER
$4
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Clear glass jar filled with red tipped safety matches, featuring a minimalist label reading 'navigating the psychological trauma of aging parents' from Virgins on Fire's progressive message collection
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
NAVIGATING THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE OF AGING PARENTS - 200 Safety Matches
$18
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cute cartoon rat holding a rainbow pride flag.
Lost in the City
CUTE PRIDE RAT STICKER
$4
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