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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE (Sandalwood)
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CAT BUTTS (Linen Odor Eliminator)
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EMO PROM DATE (Vanilla & Raspberry)
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)
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FOXY LADIES DOIN' A LIL' AFTERNOON SHOPPIN' (Rosemary & Sage)
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EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)
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GET OFF MY LAWN (Grass Scented)
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SORRY FOR MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT RACE, GENDER, SEXUALITY, AND SOCIAL CLASS... (Teakwood)
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SOBER AF (Celebratory Fig)
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ENJOY YOUR TURKEY, RACIST (Cranberry & Cypress)
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SANTA'S NORTH POLE GLORY HOLE AND TOY SHOP (Peppermint Mocha)
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GOWANUS CANAL (Cashmere)
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SCATTER MY ASHES ON THE F TRAIN (Cardamom & Cream)
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THE COLLECTIVE TRAUMA OF THE 9-5 WORK EXPERIENCE (Bergamot & Tea)
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DARK VOID FILLED ONLY WITH BOOKS (Amber & Rose)
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SWAMPS OF JERSEY (Cardamom & Cream)
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A LIFETIME OF DEVIANCE AND FAGGOTRY (Leather & Rose) LGBTQ+ Candle
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SURROUNDED BY ANTI-GAY MISOGYNISTS... (Matcha & Bergamot)
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FLIRTY WEEDY GUY (Smoke and Pet Odor Eliminator)
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DON'T FORGET THE BALLS (Peppermint & Eucalyptus) Fun Soy Wax Candle
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