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Earthy Scents
Funny, handmade 100% soy wax candles using safe phthalate-free fragrances. These candles carry an earthy scent.
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN (Smoked Honey & Cedarwood) - #1 Best Selling Soy Wax Candle
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
PINE BARRENS (Pine) - Best Seller
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CONDESCENDING BARISTA (Coffee)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
ANGELIC PARK RANGER (Oakmoss & Amber)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
WE'RE GOING TO THE CATSKILLS! (Dry Gin & Cypress) Candle
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$24
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Virgins On Fire
DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR (Bergamot & Tea) Scented Soy Wax Candle
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
BREUCKELEN (Brooklyn) (Teakwood)
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$30
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE (Sandalwood)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
JERSEY DEVIL (Incense & Clove)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SOBER AF (Celebratory Fig)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
GOWANUS CANAL (Cashmere)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SHUT UP! LET TEACHERS TEACH! (Tonka)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SURROUNDED BY ANTI-GAY MISOGYNISTS... (Matcha & Bergamot)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
AN ALL-QUEER SUPREME COURT (Oakmoss and Amber) LGBTQ+ Candle
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
KEEPING UP WITH THE CARDIGANS (Black Absinthe)
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$24
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Row House / 100 Block
F*CK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN THE BOOK BY JESSE REGIS
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$15
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M BI (Tonka & Oud)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
NAVIGATING MY QUEER TRAUMA (Rose & Oud) LGBTQ+ Candle
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$24
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M GAY (Tonka)
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$24
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