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Best-selling amber glass funny candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn, NY small business. Label reads 'Cuffed Jean Bisexual' with subtitle 'Curled Up in a Weird Uncomfortable Chair With a Banned Book.' Cashmere and tonka scent. Features red bestseller stamp.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CUFFED JEAN BISEXUAL...BANNED BOOK (Cashmere & Tonka)
$24
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cute cartoon gray rat eating a new york pretzel. pretzel is the size of the rat.
Lost in the City
CUTE PRETZEL RAT STICKER
$4
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cute cartoon rat holding a rainbow pride flag.
Lost in the City
CUTE PRIDE RAT STICKER
$4
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cute cartoon style nyc subway rat laying on a towel that says Coney Island and using an MTA subway card to direct sunlight onto themselves like a reflector. funny and cute.
Lost in the City
CUTE SUBWAY RAT STICKER
$4
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Dairy Relief Sticker for the lactose intolerant. It is a bottle of Dairy Relief Pills. Says, "Have All Your Dairy, fast acting, extra strength, 120 caplets." Cartoon style. White bottle and blue label.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DAIRY-RELIEF STICKER
$2.50
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DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD from Offensive + Delightful. Features 9 photos of a man in a 70's red suite dancing in different poses with the next in giant letters around him.
Offensive + Delightful
DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD
$6
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Dark Void Filled Only By Plants funny scented candle with Rose & Amber fragrance. Made by queer-owned Virgins On Fire in Brooklyn. Amber glass jar with minimalist typography on white label. Witty home fragrance for plant enthusiasts. Includes Best Seller label.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DARK VOID FILLED ONLY BY PLANTS (Amber & Rose)
$24
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Bestselling funny candle 'Dark Void Filled Only With Books' candle featuring Amber & Rose scent. LGBTQ+-owned Virgins On Fire's humorous take on bookish candles. 9oz soy wax in amber jar. Handmade in Brooklyn, NY with minimalist design and book background imagery.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DARK VOID FILLED ONLY WITH BOOKS (Amber & Rose)
$24
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Candle in an amber jar with a white label on a white background. It's called Demon Twink with a Grudge. It's Cardamom and Cream scented.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DEMON TWINK WITH A GRUDGE (Cardamom & Cream)
$24
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DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS? SANTA GREETING CARD. Retro style. Cream background. Red and black font. Oversized. Cartoon santa trying to crawl into a chimney. Merry Christmas card.
Offensive + Delightful
DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS? SANTA GREETING CARD
$6
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Handmade soy wax candle from LGBTQ+ gay owned Virgins On Fire Candle Co. in Brooklyn, NY. 'Dog Butts' odor eliminator candle featuring playful cartoon dog illustrations. 9oz amber glass jar with burning wick. Perfect for pet owners with a sense of humor
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DOG BUTTS (Linen Odor Eliminator)
$24
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Candle called Doing My Silly Little Job While The World Burns. Red Background. White Font. Lit.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DOING MY SILLY LITTLE JOB WHILE THE WORLD BURNS (Rose & Amber)
$24
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Burning candle. glass amber jar. white wraparound label with the text "Don't Let the Fascists Steal Your Joy."
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DON'T LET THE FASCISTS STEAL YOUR JOY (Leather & Rose)
$24
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a sticker that says don't let the fascists steal your joy. it is embroidery style font in white. blue background. blue and white decorative embrodiery stripes.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DON'T LET THE FASCISTS STEAL YOUR JOY STICKER
$4
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Bergamot and tea scented candle with illustrated drag queen character in retro style. Handcrafted by queer-owned Brooklyn business Virgins on Fire, featuring 'Drag Queen Story Hour' theme and pride flag detail. Includes BEST SELLER logo in red in upper left corner.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR (Bergamot & Tea) Scented Soy Wax Candle
$24
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Elio's Peach is the name of a candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. It's available for sale on this site.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
ELIO'S PEACH (Peach)
$24
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a lit candle called, "Embracing the decline of my mental health because the american healthcare system makes therapy too expensive."
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EMBRACING THE DECLINE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH...(Coffee)
$24
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Sage and cypress scented candle with humorous counterculture messaging. Handmade by queer-owned Brooklyn business Virgins on Fire, featuring witty text and pride flag emblem.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EVERYONE'S ON SHROOMS (Sage & Cypress) Candle
$24
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Lit soy wax candle in brown amber jar with the text, "Excited to Climb the Corporate Ladder then die." Amber and Driftwood scent. From Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)
$24
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Cover of the book Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin. Cartoon landscape. Nature colors Brows, greens, and oranges. A girl looks into a valley at her new cabin. Next is above it. A stream runs through the landscape.
Row House / 100 Block
F*CK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN THE BOOK BY JESSE REGIS
$12
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