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    • Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white cabin photo. Label reads 'Honey & Cedarwood' scent. 'Best Seller' red circular badge in corner. Made by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a cabin.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN (Smoked Honey & Cedarwood) - #1 Best Selling Soy Wax Candle
      Regular price $24
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      Amber glass candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn funny candle business. Features an activism-focused label noting a $5 Planned Parenthood donation for every unit sold. Lavender and sage scent. Handcrafted soy wax candle with lit wick.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      BECAUSE FUCK YOU - $5 For Planned Parenthood (White Sage & Lavender) Soy Wax Candle
      Regular price $24
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      a candle called pine barrens. it is burning.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      PINE BARRENS (Pine)
      Regular price $24
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      Bakeshop' scented candle featuring vanilla and cinnamon fragrance from Virgins on Fire. Label shows black and white cookie photography. Amber glass jar with lit wick. Made by LGBTQ+ owned Brooklyn candle company.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      BAKE SHOP (Vanilla & Cinnamon) - Best Seller
      Regular price $24
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    • Red Background Greeting Card. White Font. Reads, "At Least You Don't Live in Florida." White Envelope.
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      AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN FLORIDA GREETING CARD
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      Bold typography birthday greeting card in orange background and white text. woman in vintage clothing in center with arms raised proclaiming Happy Birthday You old Slut.
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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT GREETING CARD
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      A greeting card. retro style. A woman in a red bathing suit diving between cliffs. The text reads, " You are strong fearless and badass...in other words I'm so fucking proud of you."
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      FEARLESS FRIENDSHIP GREETING CARD
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      a vintage style greeting card. vintage woman in green dress. text is, "note to self always remember you re a fucking badass motherfucking force of nature and everyone can just go and suck a bag of dicks cuz that's just how awesome you are."
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      NOTE TO SELF GREETING CARD
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Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white cabin photo. Label reads 'Honey & Cedarwood' scent. 'Best Seller' red circular badge in corner. Made by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a cabin.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN (Smoked Honey & Cedarwood) - #1 Best Selling Soy Wax Candle
Regular price $24
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Cover of the book Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin. Cartoon landscape. Nature colors Brows, greens, and oranges. A girl looks into a valley at her new cabin. Next is above it. A stream runs through the landscape.
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F*CK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN THE BOOK BY JESSE REGIS
Regular price $12
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