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    • Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white cabin photo. Label reads 'Honey & Cedarwood' scent. 'Best Seller' red circular badge in corner. Made by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a cabin.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN (Smoked Honey & Cedarwood) - #1 Best Selling Soy Wax Candle
      Regular price $34.96
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      Amber glass candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn funny candle business. Features an activism-focused label noting a $5 Planned Parenthood donation for every unit sold. Lavender and sage scent. Handcrafted soy wax candle with lit wick.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      BECAUSE FUCK YOU - $5 For Planned Parenthood (White Sage & Lavender) Soy Wax Candle
      Regular price $34.96
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      a candle called pine barrens. it is burning.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      PINE BARRENS (Pine)
      Regular price $34.96
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      Amber glass candle jar with 'Best Seller' red badge. White label shows 'This Candle Was Handmade By a Gay Man' with subtitle about not being a multinational corporation. Sage & Lavender scent by Virgins on Fire company. Small pride mascot icon
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      THIS CANDLE WAS HANDMADE BY A GAY MAN NOT A MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION (Sage & Lavender)
      Regular price $34.96
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    • Red Background Greeting Card. White Font. Reads, "At Least You Don't Live in Florida." White Envelope.
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      AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN FLORIDA GREETING CARD
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      Bold typography birthday greeting card in orange background and white text. woman in vintage clothing in center with arms raised proclaiming Happy Birthday You old Slut.
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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT GREETING CARD
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      A greeting card. retro style. A woman in a red bathing suit diving between cliffs. The text reads, " You are strong fearless and badass...in other words I'm so fucking proud of you."
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      FEARLESS FRIENDSHIP GREETING CARD
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      a vintage style greeting card. vintage woman in green dress. text is, "note to self always remember you re a fucking badass motherfucking force of nature and everyone can just go and suck a bag of dicks cuz that's just how awesome you are."
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      NOTE TO SELF GREETING CARD
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RELAX BIRTHDAY GIRL CARD
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RELAX BIRTHDAY GIRL CARD
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Birthday card with a person by a pool, rainbow, and 'TITS OUT!' text on a pink background
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TITS OUT BIRTHDAY CARD
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Holiday card with Santa Claus holding a green bag, text 'I See You, Motherfucker! happy holidays!' on a green background
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I SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS CARD
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a regal and ornate card that says All Hail The Motherf*cking Queen. Features a Queen looking regal.
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ALL HAIL THE MOTHERF*CKING QUEEN! GREETING CARD
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A greeting card with the text, "LISTEN UP, BITCHES". Three sassy young girls in vintage dress outfits. Also says a subtext of, "We are not getting older...we're getting better."
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LISTEN UP, BITCHES GREETING CARD
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Birthday card with a young boy's portrait and humorous birthday wish text on a green background. It says, Dear God All I want for my birthday is to be young, gay and beautiful forever, is that so wrong?
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GAY FOREVER BIRTHDAY CARD
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totally gay birthday card. Reads, "it's your birthday do whatever you want as long as it's totally gay." 80's workout style people. bold rainbow colors.
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TOTALLY GAY BIRTHDAY CARD
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A photo of a girl getting a birthday cake to the face. she is laughing. it says Have the best fucking day!!! Happy Birthday.
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CAKE FACE BIRTHDAY CARD
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NEW YORK FOODS GREETING CARD. Pastrami, milkshakes, pretzels, hot dogs, coffee, pigeon, pizza, bagel with lox. cartoon style. collage style.
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NEW YORK FOODS GREETING CARD
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NEW YORK FOODS GREETING CARD. Pastrami, milkshakes, pretzels, hot dogs, coffee, pigeon, pizza, bagel with lox. cartoon style. collage style. They have a holiday edge. holly and festive flair.
Boss Dotty Paper Co.
NEW YORK FOODS HOLIDAY GREETING CARD
Regular price $8.01 Sale price $5.10
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cartoon pigeon holding a letter that reads, "WARM WISHES FROM NEW YORK." HOLIDAY GREETING CARD. Snowy. Pigeon wears a pink hat.
Boss Dotty Paper Co.
WARM WISHES FROM NEW YORK HOLIDAY GREETING CARD
Regular price $8.01 Sale price $5.83
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