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    • Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white cabin photo. Label reads 'Honey & Cedarwood' scent. 'Best Seller' red circular badge in corner. Made by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a cabin.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A CABIN (Smoked Honey & Cedarwood) - #1 Best Selling Soy Wax Candle
      Regular price $34.42
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      Amber glass candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co., a gay-owned Brooklyn funny candle business. Features an activism-focused label noting a $5 Planned Parenthood donation for every unit sold. Lavender and sage scent. Handcrafted soy wax candle with lit wick.
      Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
      BECAUSE FUCK YOU - $5 For Planned Parenthood (White Sage & Lavender) Soy Wax Candle
      Regular price $35.86
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      a candle called pine barrens. it is burning.
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      PINE BARRENS (Pine)
      Regular price $34.42
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      Amber glass candle jar with 'Best Seller' red badge. White label shows 'This Candle Was Handmade By a Gay Man' with subtitle about not being a multinational corporation. Sage & Lavender scent by Virgins on Fire company. Small pride mascot icon
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      THIS CANDLE WAS HANDMADE BY A GAY MAN NOT A MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION (Sage & Lavender)
      Regular price $34.42
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    • Red Background Greeting Card. White Font. Reads, "At Least You Don't Live in Florida." White Envelope.
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      AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN FLORIDA GREETING CARD
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      A greeting card. retro style. A woman in a red bathing suit diving between cliffs. The text reads, " You are strong fearless and badass...in other words I'm so fucking proud of you."
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      FEARLESS FRIENDSHIP GREETING CARD
      Regular price $8.61
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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT GREETING CARD
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      a person playing dressup. purple dress. text reads, "You are a MAGICAL UNICORN and everyone else can go fuck themselves." pink envelope.
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      MAGICAL UNICORN GREETING CARD
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FIG

Fig scented candle with illustrated drag queen character in retro style. Handcrafted by queer-owned Brooklyn business Virgins on Fire, featuring 'Drag Queen Story Hour' theme and pride flag detail. Includes BEST SELLER logo in red in upper left corner.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR (Mediterranean Fig) Scented Soy Wax Candle
Regular price $34.42
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Candle in a glass jar with a label and 'Best Seller' stamp on a white background. The candle name is, "Collective Trauma of the 9-5 Work Experience" It is a fig scented candle. There is a photo of a screaming woman to match the mood of the candle name.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
THE COLLECTIVE TRAUMA OF THE 9-5 WORK EXPERIENCE (Fig)
Regular price $34.42
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Back label of amber glass candle jar showing product details for Virgins On Fire Candle Co, a funny candle, gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY. 100% soy wax, handmade in Brooklyn, 45-50 hour burn time, non-toxic, 9oz size. Features Virgins on Fire Candle Co. branding, contact information, and cartoon flame mascot with rainbow flag. Includes a note about being handmade by a gay man rather than a corporation with a rainbow logo 30 days out of the year."
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SOBER AF (Fig)
Regular price $34.42
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