GREETING CARDS

Skip the generic card aisle drama and shop our complete greeting cards collection online! From birthday cards to sympathy cards, holiday greetings to just-because notes, find greeting cards that actually match your personality. Our greeting card collection covers every occasion without the cheesy fluff – because life's moments deserve better than whatever's left at the grocery store. Whether you need funny cards, heartfelt messages, or something wonderfully weird, shop greeting cards that people will actually want to keep.

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greeting card featuring retro-style illustration with bold blue text. vintage style woman holding sunglasses. American flag. patriotic. white shirt with red and blue stripes.

Offensive + Delightful

F*CK TRUMP HAVE A NICE DAY GREETING CARD

BODEGA CAT BAG STICKER. A black and white cat with yellow eyes in a plastic Thank You bag.

Lost in the City

BODEGA CAT BAG STICKER

Bold typography birthday greeting card in orange background and white text. woman in vintage clothing in center with arms raised proclaiming Happy Birthday You old Slut.

Offensive + Delightful

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT GREETING CARD

A greeting card. retro style. A woman in a red bathing suit diving between cliffs. The text reads, " You are strong fearless and badass...in other words I'm so fucking proud of you."

Offensive + Delightful

FEARLESS FRIENDSHIP GREETING CARD

a vintage style greeting card. vintage woman in green dress. text is, "note to self always remember you re a fucking badass motherfucking force of nature and everyone can just go and suck a bag of dicks cuz that's just how awesome you are."

Offensive + Delightful

NOTE TO SELF GREETING CARD

a person playing dressup. purple dress. text reads, "You are a MAGICAL UNICORN and everyone else can go fuck themselves." pink envelope.

Offensive + Delightful

MAGICAL UNICORN GREETING CARD

DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD from Offensive + Delightful. Features 9 photos of a man in a 70's red suite dancing in different poses with the next in giant letters around him.

Offensive + Delightful

DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD

Red Greeting Card. White Font. Message is, 'Wishing you a lifetime of deviance and faggotry." White envelope. This is a greeting card for a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

WISHING YOU A LIFETIME OF DEVIANCE & FAGGOTRY GREETING CARD

Red Background Greeting Card. White Font. Reads, "At Least You Don't Live in Florida." White Envelope.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN FLORIDA GREETING CARD

Greeting Card. Red background. White font. Reads: "Relationships are all about honesty, and I'd honestly love to see you naked." White envelope. This greeting card is perfect for Valentine's Day, or. a funny anniversary card.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

HONEST LOVE CARD

vintage style, "THE WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS, EXCEPT US "GREETING CARD - celebrating woman in vintage clothing proclaiming this.

Offensive + Delightful

THE WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS, EXCEPT US GREETING CARD

alt= Retro-style illustration of a woman with long hair and a deep neckline, posed against a red and orange background. Text reads, "Chin Up Tits Out!.

Offensive + Delightful

CHIN UP, TITS OUT GREETING CARD

A blue birthday card with a white bunny, dressed in yellow, beside a cake with a lit candle. The text reads "Happy Fucking Birthday!" on a pink background.

Offensive + Delightful

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUNNY CARD

cute cartoon style nyc subway rat laying on a towel that says Coney Island and using an MTA subway card to direct sunlight onto themselves like a reflector. funny and cute.

Lost in the City

CUTE SUBWAY RAT STICKER

a 90's themed colorful rad 80's birthday card

Offensive + Delightful

1980's RAD BIRTHDAY CARD

Red greeting card with white text offering support and hope to those facing discrimination. Message acknowledges adversity while affirming that accepting, loving people exist and can be found

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY ANTI-GAY MISOGYNISTS GREETING CARD

Greeting card. Red background. White font. White envelope. Text reads: "ONE DAY EVERYTHING'S FINE, AND THE NEXT, YOU REALIZE YOU'RE A LESBIAN AND LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND"

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND GREETING CARD

A greeting card. Red. White font. Says, "At Least You Don't Live in Texas." White Envelope.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN TEXAS GREETING CARD

"MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THAT BITCH LOOKING FINE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS." is the text on this vintage style greeting card. pinup vintage style woman with a mirror looking at herself.

Offensive + Delightful

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL BIRTHDAY CARD

White envelope. Red card. White font that reads, "KEEP CALM AND SCREAM JUST FUCKING SCREAM. " it is in the fun style of the keep calm and carry on cards. Has a crown at the top of the text.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

KEEP CALM AND SCREAM GREETING CARD

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