Offensive + Delightful Greeting Cards

Offensive + Delightful Greeting Cards

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Bold typography birthday greeting card in orange background and white text. woman in vintage clothing in center with arms raised proclaiming Happy Birthday You old Slut.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT GREETING CARD

A greeting card. retro style. A woman in a red bathing suit diving between cliffs. The text reads, " You are strong fearless and badass...in other words I'm so fucking proud of you."

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FEARLESS FRIENDSHIP GREETING CARD

a vintage style greeting card. vintage woman in green dress. text is, "note to self always remember you re a fucking badass motherfucking force of nature and everyone can just go and suck a bag of dicks cuz that's just how awesome you are."

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NOTE TO SELF GREETING CARD

Retro-style greeting card featuring an orange cat in a yellow astronaut helmet against a starry space background. Text reads 'Never F*cking Stop Dreaming!' in bold black letters. Vintage-inspired illustration with pink and teal accents

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NEVER FUCKING STOP DREAMING - SPACE CAT GREETING CARD

a person playing dressup. purple dress. text reads, "You are a MAGICAL UNICORN and everyone else can go fuck themselves." pink envelope.

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MAGICAL UNICORN GREETING CARD

alt= Retro-style illustration of a woman with long hair and a deep neckline, posed against a red and orange background. Text reads, "Chin Up Tits Out!.

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CHIN UP, TITS OUT GREETING CARD

DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD from Offensive + Delightful. Features 9 photos of a man in a 70's red suite dancing in different poses with the next in giant letters around him.

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DANCE LIKE EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES GREETING CARD

"MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THAT BITCH LOOKING FINE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS." is the text on this vintage style greeting card. pinup vintage style woman with a mirror looking at herself.

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MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL BIRTHDAY CARD

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BADASS COWGIRL GREETING CARD

a 90's themed colorful rad 80's birthday card

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1980's RAD BIRTHDAY CARD

Card with illustration of a woman and text on a purple background. She is celebrating. It says I Love Your Penis!!!! It's the best.

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I LOVE YOUR PENIS CARD

a vintage woman blowing out candles. The text is, "The More candles I blow, the less fucks I give. Happy Birthday."

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MORE I BLOW BIRTHDAY CARD

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BRAND OF WEIRD CAT CARD

a greeting card that reads, "PEACE, JOY, AND GOOD VIBES (AND ALL THAT SHIT)" cartoon style. Happy Holidays text.

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PEACE, JOY, AND GOOD VIBES (AND ALL THAT SHIT) GREETING CARD

Retro 80's and 90's style bright colors, greeting card featuring the phrase, "High fives" Bright, gay, colorful. rainbow.

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HIGH FIVES GREETING CARD

DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS? SANTA GREETING CARD. Retro style. Cream background. Red and black font. Oversized. Cartoon santa trying to crawl into a chimney. Merry Christmas card.

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DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS? SANTA GREETING CARD

A colorful card with the text: "You deserve a big ass thank you...and this is it." pastel easter pinks, yellows, and purples. cream background.

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BIG ASS THANK YOU GREETING CARD

various cheeses. cartoons tyle. TIS THE CHEESIN' HOLIDAY GREETING CARD.

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TIS THE CHEESIN' HOLIDAY GREETING CARD

a cartoon cat - pink and gray - in a space suit floating in space around pastel colored planets. It says in script, "hope your birthday is out of this world."

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OUT OF THIS WORLD SPACE CAT BIRTHDAY CARD

stay weird stay wonderful greeting card. strange woman with a funky vibe. she is blue. black cat. for weird friends.

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WEIRD AND WONDERFUL EVERYDAY CARD

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