THE HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCY TO ENGAGE IN IMMORAL AND DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE IT'S REALLY FUCKING FUN (Teakwood)
Light teakwood — the kind of scent that lingers long after you were supposed to go home, settle down, and be normal. Thank God you didn't.
Crafted by Virgins on Fire Candle Co.—a proud LGBTQ+ owned small business.
This 9oz soy wax candle burns for 45-50 hours.
Product Details:
-100% Soy Wax
- 9oz Glass Jar
- 45-50 Hour Burn Time
- Premium Fragrance
- Clean-Burning Cotton Wick
- Phthalate-Free Formula
- Made in Brooklyn, NY
Fragrance Profile:
Top: Tonka
Middle: Teak
Base: Sandalwood
Quality Promise:
- Small-Batch Production
- Ethically Sourced Fragrances
- LGBTQ+ Owned & Operated
- Sober Owned Business
Perfect For:
- Telling your mother there won't be grandkids
- Apologizing to the twinks you've wronged
- Your probation officer
Burning Guide: Trim wick to 1/4 inch before lighting. First burn should be 2-3 hours for optimal wax pool. Keep away from drafts.
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