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"MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO'S THAT BITCH LOOKING FINE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS." is the text on this vintage style greeting card. pinup vintage style woman with a mirror looking at herself.
Offensive + Delightful
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL BIRTHDAY CARD
$8.43
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Retro-style greeting card featuring an orange cat in a yellow astronaut helmet against a starry space background. Text reads 'Never F*cking Stop Dreaming!' in bold black letters. Vintage-inspired illustration with pink and teal accents
Offensive + Delightful
NEVER FUCKING STOP DREAMING - SPACE CAT GREETING CARD
$8.43
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A vintage style BODEGA CAT CASH REGISTER STICKER. A gray cat resting on an old bodega cash register with a sign that says Lost in the City.
Lost in the City
BODEGA CAT CASH REGISTER STICKER
$6.13
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Clear glass jar filled with red tipped safety matches, featuring a minimalist label reading 'navigating the psychological trauma of aging parents' from Virgins on Fire's progressive message collection
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
NAVIGATING THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE OF AGING PARENTS - 200 Safety Matches
$27.60
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cute cartoon rat holding a rainbow pride flag.
Lost in the City
CUTE PRIDE RAT STICKER
$6.13
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a vintage woman blowing out candles. The text is, "The More candles I blow, the less fucks I give. Happy Birthday."
Offensive + Delightful
MORE I BLOW BIRTHDAY CARD
$8.43
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Greeting card with the text: "Do it with the passion of a misguided republican." White text. Red background. White envelope.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DO IT WITH THE PASSION OF A MISGUIDED REPUBLICAN GREETING CARD
$8.43
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Greeting card. Red background. White font. White envelope. Text reads: "ONE DAY EVERYTHING'S FINE, AND THE NEXT, YOU REALIZE YOU'RE A LESBIAN AND LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND"
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND GREETING CARD
$8.43
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POTTED PLANTS BIRTHDAY CARD. Reads, "Have a wonderful birthday." cartoon hand drawn plants surround the message.
Apartment 2 Cards
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTTED PLANTS CARD
$8.43
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a sticker that says most of traveling is finding a place to pee. yellow bubble font.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
MOST OF TRAVELING IS FINDING A PLACE TO PEE STICKER
$6.13
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A greeting card. Red. White font. Says, "At Least You Don't Live in Texas." White Envelope.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN TEXAS GREETING CARD
$8.43
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White envelope. Red card. White font that reads, "KEEP CALM AND SCREAM JUST FUCKING SCREAM. " it is in the fun style of the keep calm and carry on cards. Has a crown at the top of the text.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
KEEP CALM AND SCREAM GREETING CARD
$8.43
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AUNT GREETING CARD. You're smart, you're funny, I'm in your will right? Red background. white font.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AUNT GREETING CARD
$8.43
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a greeting card that reads, "PEACE, JOY, AND GOOD VIBES (AND ALL THAT SHIT)" cartoon style. Happy Holidays text.
Offensive + Delightful
PEACE, JOY, AND GOOD VIBES (AND ALL THAT SHIT) GREETING CARD
$8.43
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DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS? SANTA GREETING CARD. Retro style. Cream background. Red and black font. Oversized. Cartoon santa trying to crawl into a chimney. Merry Christmas card.
Offensive + Delightful
DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS? SANTA GREETING CARD
$8.43
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BODEGA FLOWERS STICKER - Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
Boss Dotty Paper Co.
BODEGA FLOWERS STICKER
$6.13
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various cheeses. cartoons tyle. TIS THE CHEESIN' HOLIDAY GREETING CARD.
Boss Dotty Paper Co.
TIS THE CHEESIN' HOLIDAY GREETING CARD
$8.43
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BODEGA CAT BREAD STICKER. A white and brown and gray cat sitting next to loaves of bread.
Lost in the City
BODEGA CAT BREAD STICKER
$6.13
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cute cartoon gray rat eating a new york pretzel. pretzel is the size of the rat.
Lost in the City
CUTE PRETZEL RAT STICKER
$6.13
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A sticker that is red and white font. It reads, "Intense Lesbian Energy."
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
INTENSE LESBIAN ENERGY STICKER
$6.13
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