ENJOY YOUR TURKEY, RACIST

ENJOY YOUR TURKEY, RACIST

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From Virgins on Fire Candle Co. this 6 ounce 100% Soy Candle is Handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only the safest fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers.

Perfect for the Thanksgiving dinner table, or really any holiday where Uncle Frank will unleash a series of microaggressions culminating in a declaration of "these people!" -- modules of gravy and saliva sprayed about -- revealing nothing insightful whatsoever and mortifying all as post-dessert Aunt Lisa disingenuously suggests we all vacation together next spring so long as it requires the bare minimum of cultural interaction. Enjoy!

Oh also, it smells like Cranberry and Pine.

25-30 hours burn time. Phthalate-free fragrances.

Also available for events, private label, and wholesale.

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