GIN & CYPRESS
You’re upstate in a rental cabin. Aunt Kamala is walking up the driveway with psychedelic mushrooms and probiotic dog treats, ready to spoil your labradoodle, and dip in the hot tub because brat summer has stampeded into late January.
“GET OUT THE VOTE!” she teasingly shouts, slipping under the water and grabbing at your calves, mimicking a shark attack with her newly painted victory nails, because while you proudly spent the fall knocking on every door in town, sternly reminds, “You will never sit on my couch with a wet bathing suit again!” and turns her attention to an approaching aide who presents her with a series of pens to sign the final version of a bill codifying abortion-rights into federal law.
A K swoop here, an H swoop there , she reaches through the steam and hands you a commemorative pen, thanking you for the role you played in getting her elected
From Virgins On Fire Candle Co, your favorite gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY comes this 9oz glass amber jar that manifests the hell out of the 2024 Presidential Election as Kamala Harris and Tim Walz race to the finish line.
Enjoy safe, non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrances, a long 45-50 hour burn time, and the satisfaction that you're on the right side of history.