{"product_id":"i-cant-stand-your-boyfriend-white-eucalyptus-candle","title":"I CAN'T STAND YOUR BOYFRIEND (White Eucalyptus)","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eI CAN'T STAND YOUR BOYFRIEND (White Eucalyptus)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou already know. We already know. Let's not make it weird.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eI Can't Stand Your Boyfriend is a crisp white eucalyptus soy candle that clears the air — literally and figuratively. Clean, cool, and quietly judgmental. Just like you at every dinner where he talks about his podcast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.virginsonfire.com\/products\/funny-husband-candle?_pos=2\u0026amp;_sid=d6d803289\u0026amp;_ss=r\u0026amp;variant=47696508059880\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"i can't stand your husband candle\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eAlso available in I CAN'T STAND YOUR HUSBAND\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHandmade in Brooklyn, NY by Virgins on Fire Candle Co., a queer-owned, LGBTQ-owned small business making handmade soy candles with 100% soy wax and only phthalate-free fragrance sourced from socially responsible suppliers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis white eucalyptus candle is the perfect funny candle gift for your best friend, your sister, your group chat, or honestly yourself. Whether it's a unique gift for women, a birthday, a breakup, or just a Tuesday — this one says everything you've been too polite to say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAt 9oz with a 45–50 hour burn time, it's a long-lasting soy candle that outlasts most relationships, and definitely outlasts him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLooking for custom candles, wholesale, or private label? Virgins on Fire also creates bespoke candles for events, promotions, and brands. Get in touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e9oz | 45–50 hour burn | Brooklyn-made | LGBTQ-owned\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Virgins On Fire Candle Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48126557061352,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0883\/0105\/files\/ICan_tStandYourBoyfriendWhiteBackground.png?v=1773426411","url":"https:\/\/www.virginsonfire.com\/products\/i-cant-stand-your-boyfriend-white-eucalyptus-candle","provider":"Virgins On Fire Candle Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}