Fuck Your Job Perks Pay Me Candle
Job Perks Candle
Fuck Your Job Perks Pay Me Candle
Job Perks Candle

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

FUCK YOUR JOB PERKS, PAY ME (Bright Citrus)

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Bright Citrus

A bright and slightly citrusy scent - this one fills the air with the sense you're getting a huge bonus - the proceeds from the sale of the ping pong table, originally purchased to lure gullible entry level 20-somethings afraid of salary negotiation, but keen on the illusion of co-workers as friends.

From Virgins on Fire Candle Co. these quality jar candles are made with 100% soy wax and handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only safe phthalate-free fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers.

The 9oz candle carries a long 40-45 hour burn time.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co. also makes custom candles for events, private labeling, promotions, and wholesale. Just get in touch and we'll bring your project to life.

Customer Reviews

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emily d
So awesome!

LOVE them! They smell lovely and burn beautifully!! The funny names are so great. Love supporting a small business with safe wax instead of toxic crap from huge soul sucking corporations.

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Phil Plant
Fuck the Perks, Smell the Candle

When you walk into my home, you immediately realize that I am a candle man. On any given day my home will smell like a citrus garden, a summer shower, or maybe gingerbread cookies if I'm feeling festive. And for those who prefer unscented candles, I'm not sure we can friends. Unscented candles are like un-frosted PopTarts. Why bother?
"Fuck Your Office Perks, Pay Me," does not disappoint on the scent. Like every Virgins on Fire candle that I've purchased (quite a few, I even have a hat), the aroma compliments a room without overwhelming it. The smell is unique, and reminds me of a clean, citrus melon (as opposed to a dirty citrus melon🙄). All good here, definitely⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Elizabeth O'Connor
Smells Incredible !

Obviously bought this one because of the sentiment but it smells INCREDIBLE!

Ironically, it smells like the very expensive body wash sample I got from Sephora that I can’t afford the full size of, due to my job not paying me enough.

I bought 4 other candles as gifts but they mysteriously just make their way onto my shelf.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
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emily d
So awesome!

LOVE them! They smell lovely and burn beautifully!! The funny names are so great. Love supporting a small business with safe wax instead of toxic crap from huge soul sucking corporations.

P
Phil Plant
Fuck the Perks, Smell the Candle

When you walk into my home, you immediately realize that I am a candle man. On any given day my home will smell like a citrus garden, a summer shower, or maybe gingerbread cookies if I'm feeling festive. And for those who prefer unscented candles, I'm not sure we can friends. Unscented candles are like un-frosted PopTarts. Why bother?
"Fuck Your Office Perks, Pay Me," does not disappoint on the scent. Like every Virgins on Fire candle that I've purchased (quite a few, I even have a hat), the aroma compliments a room without overwhelming it. The smell is unique, and reminds me of a clean, citrus melon (as opposed to a dirty citrus melon🙄). All good here, definitely⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

E
Elizabeth O'Connor
Smells Incredible !

Obviously bought this one because of the sentiment but it smells INCREDIBLE!

Ironically, it smells like the very expensive body wash sample I got from Sephora that I can’t afford the full size of, due to my job not paying me enough.

I bought 4 other candles as gifts but they mysteriously just make their way onto my shelf.