Cranberry & Cypress

"Enjoy Your Turkey, Racist" is perfect for the Thanksgiving dinner table where Uncle Frank will unleash a series of micro aggressions culminating in a declaration of, "These people!"

Just think of the joy you'll get plopping this down next to him as modules of gravy and saliva spray about as he reveals nothing insightful whatsoever and mortifies all.

Get two, as post-dessert Aunt Lisa will disingenuously suggest we all vacation together next spring so long as we stay close to the resort.

We all know what she means.

Happy holidays!

From Virgins on Fire Candle Co. this 6 ounce 100%  soy wax candle is handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only the safest fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers. 

The 9oz candle with wraparound label carries a long 45-50 hour burn time.

Phthalate-free fragrances.

Also available for events, private label, and wholesale.